Proverbs

When they said Canada, I thought it would be up in the mountains somewhere.
Marilyn Monroe
Where am I? I am in a phone booth at the conrer of walk and Don't walk.
Unknown
I was gratifiend to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn't know.
Mark Twain
He who laughs lasts.
Mary Pettibone poole
Seriousness is the only refuge of the shallow.
Oscar Wilde
Everyone is a genuis at least once a year; a real genuis has his original ideas closer together.
G.C. Lichtenberg
The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get to the office.
Robert Frost
Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you just sit there.
Will Rogers
When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
Woody Allen
Eric: My wife has got a terrible memory.
Ernie: Really?
Eric: yes, she never forgets a thing.
Eric More Cambe and Ernie Wise